"any mair o
yur lip an ah'll take ma haun aff yur face"
"aw that wis
puir dead brilliant so it wis"
"am no jokin,
ah wis black affrontit so ah wis"
"oh in the
name o the wee man"
"Did yiz iver
see onythin like it?"
"Whit a commoshum.
It wiz wurse thin the murdir o' daft Jimmy."
"Yir no too
big fir a guid hidin and a clip on the jaw fir yir cheek"
"Ah'll rattle
yir lugs till yi hear bells clangin."
"Ye gie me
a raer showin up, so ye dae."
"Ah've spent
the hael day cookin it, so ye'll damn well eat it, an ye'll sit
there till yiz dae."
"Get back fae
the fire ..ye'll get tartan legs"
"Think it's
ootside yer in?"
" She's hingin'
fur sumphin .been snottury aw week"
"Yer gaun tae
a home ..aye wi' yer lip trimmlin'"
"Get aff ma
flerr .ah jist washed it"
"Ah gaun BEEEERRRSSSERK!"
Stoap it right noo!"
"don't look
it me wi' thon eyes"
"if ah hiv
tae get up tae you"
"Ye'll poke
sumbiddy's eye oot wi that"
"YEUPYIT?"
"Get tae yer bliddy bed noooooooooo"
"Jist you wait
tae yer faithur gets hame"
"Haw you,
ur you howkin fur totties up there" (if you were picking your
nose) or "wave when ye git ower the brig" for the same reason.
"Yer jist
layin aroon like a big store dug".
"This hoose
is like a midden so it is."
"Git yer
hauns oot a there ye clarty wee beesom."
" Git it
et up afore a stoup it ben yer thrapple."
" Dinnae
git yer knickers in a twist."
" She's
jist a wee tattie boaggle."
" Ye kin
sit there tae the coos cum hame."
" Ur you
tryin tae take a lend ay me."
" There's
pan loaf folk sure bit yer jist plain breid."
" Whits
fur ye wull no go past ye."
" Yons
is as black as the earl ay hells weskit."
" Its aw
tapsle teery"
" Its aw
squeehouke."
" Awa an
dinnae talk a load o rubbish."
" She'd drap a stitch fae yer 'nittin, so she wid."
"She rips ma 'nittin."
Parliamo Scots...? ................... Glesga Glossary... ?