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Just released today from "Gracelands" in Memphis, former home of the Legendry Elvis Presley, a report that one of his "Pretty Little Things" had been hiding in the Jungle Room for 31 years.

On a routine search of the primises, the Security Guards heard a strange noise coming from the Jungle Room. On closer inspection they heard the faint chants of "I belong to Glasgow."

Investigating the strange sound, they found a "Pretty Little Thing" laying on a chaise-long with a bottle of Bell's Whisky in hand singing, "When I get a couple o' drinks on a Saturday, Gracelands belangs tae me."

The "Pretty Little Thing" had apparantly been hiding in the Jungle Room for 31 years, since the demise of Elvis in 1977.

She was immediately vacated from the premises but fortunately a tourist managed to snap her departure from Gracelands...

Oh No. It's Just Oor Betty!!! Betty McGaulley that is...

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