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I Think My Daddy Is A Vampire

I think ma daddy is a vampire
Because he only goes oot at night.
He looks like Bela Lugosi
And his hair is black and white.

I think ma daddy is a vampire
He’s become one of the great undead,
And he shouts:
“A’m oan the night shift
Ah need tae get tae ma bed.”

I think ma daddy is a vampire
Who came from old Blantyre.
His mum and dad own a castle there
It's got a ghost and a big gas fire.

So if you think your daddy is a vampire
Who looks like Christopher Lee:
Remember he works the night shift,
So please let him be.

Brian Cummiskey
Copyright BC/2007 

Sent in by Jimmy Whelan

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