Who said Scottish guys aren't romantic?
Of course I love ya darlin'
You're a bloody top Notch burd.
And when a say you're gorgeous
A mean every single word.
So yur bum is on the big side
A don't mind a bit of flab.
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there tae grab.
So yer belly isnae flat nae mere
A tell u, A don't care
So long as when A cuddle ye
A can get ma arms roon there.
Nae woman who is your age
Has nice roon perky breasts
They just gave in tae gravity
But A know ye did yer best.
A'm tellin ye the truth noo
A never tell ye lies
A think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on yer thighs.
A swear on ma grannies grave noo
The moment that we met
A thought you was as good as
A was ever gonna get.
Nae matter whit you look like
A 'll always love ya dear
Noo shut up while the fitbaws oan
An fetch another beer.
Sent in by Betty McGaulley