Windaes Twa Thoosan ... Bla'antir's Ain Website

Bla'an'tir's Ain Website

Blantyre Scotland

Micro$aft

'Windaes Twa Thoosan' ®

('Glesga Edishun')

windaes

	Feel at ease straight away ! The traditional "Start" button has been replaced with a more familiar term
	The "Recycle Bin" has been renamed to something more fitting:
	While the "Internet Explorer" now has a more recognisable title:
	Nae mair fanny-boy names like "My Documents". Windaes Twa Thoosan' tells it like it is:
	An' "C:\ drive" (wits that then ?) is now called something a wee bit merr appropriate:

"Yes", "No" & "Cancel" are no longer used

ayeornaw

Several exclusive programmes have been included with 'Windaes Twa Thoosan'

hifalluton

The cullurin in book lets ye dae yer ain pictchurs. Sums lets ye add things up an' gies ye the rite anser, an' the tipe riter lets ye tipe letturs tae yer pals ( 'n' it even cheks yer spelin, bye the way! ).

The computer no longer makes you click an American "OK" but a proper 'Glesga "Aye.. aw right"

jakey

Don't be a big diddie, if yae don't know how tae dae somethin' the "Help" facility has been replaced with a merr 'Glesga' friendly version

ahcanny

The "Control Panel" now has a new name along with some internal settings.

control

Tips for 'Glaswegian' users: If you make a typing error, use the backspace to replace the "wrang yin" Note: Tippex® is hard to clean off the monitor!

Get yer ane copy the day
(before the bizzies come)
Available the noo at the Barras

Only two weeks dole money.

Sent in by Betty McGaulley

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